Axe

Axe has been working in radio so long that talking to him is like chatting with grandpa, with most of his stories starting with “I remember when” and “back in the day.” The walls of his basement are lined with records, almost like a sound barrier—so we don’t question what he has going on down there.

Despite how often he says “EY,” he isn’t even from Canada. He hails from the East Coast but now calls the hills of Kentucky home, where he grows his own food and lives off the grid as much as possible. He has two sons—both much smarter than him—who will one day make him famous just for being their dad.